How to Creatively Spend OPM (other people's money)

This is a memo to those who like me, are breathing a sigh of relief. As Winston Churchill once reputedly said, "There is nothing more satisfying than hearing a bullet going by after missing you!"Like many of you, I have received numerous surveys and appointments to many major committees to retire Nancy Pelosi, to get rid of those Demoncrat rascals in Washington, to restore the Republican party to its rightful place in Washington, etc. All seemed to always ask for money, desperately needed by the Republic National Committee to carry on the good fight. Quite frankly I have been slow to respond and I have been embarrassed!

Now we learn that Mr. Michael Steele and his merry band of committed Republicans have needed our modest contributions not only to retire Nancy Pelosi and rid ourselves of those sorry, Left-leaning Rinos and Demoncrats but to also pay for R and R for the hardy warriors in our employ. These rest and relaxation needs included Staff retreats in Hawaii and for those stay-at- homes, $1,900 evenings spent at "in" adult clubs like Voyeurs in California. There are many ways to restore the troops and send them out to fight, once again! There are even reports that Mr. Steele believes that he could be even more effective in his future efforts if he had his own executive jet aircraft.

At a time when renaissance seemed assured for the Republican party, Michael Steele has proven that once inside the Beltway and one has control of someone else's money, the normal rules of stewardship are repealed.

Now, aren't you glad you were slow to send in your contributions, I know that I am.